Here we offer a little something to put some extra light in your day. The following was passed along to us by Catherine Maine: Investment Advice: For all of you with any money left to invest, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in the near future: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Company will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace 2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa 5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: KnottNOW! Laugh Lines GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If another kid hits you, don't hit them back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap. SOME FINAL WORDS OF WISDOM Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.